Anybody got any good ghostly jokes?
Here's a couple...
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to do it. Either that or his heart wasn't in it.
Haunted Jokes
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Ayko
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Haunted Jokes
Father Ryan: I'm not in the habit of blaming Satan for every phenomenon.
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The ghost of George Lutz meets up with the ghost of Kathy Lutz recently in Amityville.
Ghost George: Don't get an inferiority complex. Like I said before, if you don't belive in yourself who will believe in you?
Ghost Kathy: And I told you, remember in a crisis, when one door closes and another opens, get out because the place is haunted!
Ghost George: Don't get an inferiority complex. Like I said before, if you don't belive in yourself who will believe in you?
Ghost Kathy: And I told you, remember in a crisis, when one door closes and another opens, get out because the place is haunted!
Father Ryan: I'm not in the habit of blaming Satan for every phenomenon.
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Ayko
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The ghost of George Lutz meets up with the ghost of Kathy Lutz recently in Amityville.
Ghost George: This marraige of ours is in a rut, Kathy. I'm telling you, our relationship is going down a dead end street.
Ghost Kathy: How can you say something like that?! Sometimes I ask myself, what in hell ever possessed me to marry you?
Ghost George: This marraige of ours is in a rut, Kathy. I'm telling you, our relationship is going down a dead end street.
Ghost Kathy: How can you say something like that?! Sometimes I ask myself, what in hell ever possessed me to marry you?
Father Ryan: I'm not in the habit of blaming Satan for every phenomenon.
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Ayko
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The ghost of George Lutz meets up with the ghost of Kathy Lutz recently in Amityville.
Ghost George: You look magnificent, tonight, my love.
Ghost Kathy: I am a ghost! I look horrid and scary, you liar fool.
Ghost George: I am so transparent.
Ghost George: You look magnificent, tonight, my love.
Ghost Kathy: I am a ghost! I look horrid and scary, you liar fool.
Ghost George: I am so transparent.
Father Ryan: I'm not in the habit of blaming Satan for every phenomenon.
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jimmysmokes
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well Kathy, you know we could claim a lot of nonsense because of suckers out there that are always buying silly jokes
yeah George, but that's all going to end because of a vision I had about a danger called jimmysmokes
happy now ayko?
yeah George, but that's all going to end because of a vision I had about a danger called jimmysmokes
happy now ayko?
We gonna break it down, let's get into it. No doubt about it.
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Ayko
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I am getting there.jimmysmokes wrote:well Kathy, you know we could claim a lot of nonsense because of suckers out there that are always buying silly jokes
yeah George, but that's all going to end because of a vision I had about a danger called jimmysmokes
happy now ayko?
George Ghost: You consider a vision of jimmysmokes a danger after he has downplayed any and all visions you and any others have had as a hoax, Kathy?!
Kathy Ghost: Not really a danger. I just misspronounced deranged.
joking...all in good humor...
humdrumm
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...Father Ryan: I'm not in the habit of blaming Satan for every phenomenon.
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jimmysmokes
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George ghost: then he fits right in with us honey. Kathy? that nuns at our door!Ayko wrote:I am getting there.jimmysmokes wrote:well Kathy, you know we could claim a lot of nonsense because of suckers out there that are always buying silly jokes
yeah George, but that's all going to end because of a vision I had about a danger called jimmysmokes
happy now ayko?
George Ghost: You consider a vision of jimmysmokes a danger after he has downplayed any and all visions you and any others have had as a hoax, Kathy?!
Kathy Ghost: Not really a danger. I just misspronounced deranged.
joking...all in good humor...
humdrumm
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Kathy ghost: we're running an asylum today aren't we?
George ghost: trust me babe, we're just getting started...
We gonna break it down, let's get into it. No doubt about it.
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jimmysmokes
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We gonna break it down, let's get into it. No doubt about it.
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Ayko
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Patience...I am but one man. You can get it back. Just say please...and you may get more.jimmysmokes wrote:http://s58.photobucket.com/user/jimmysm ... j.jpg.html
guess I won't ask for it back?
Father Ryan: I'm not in the habit of blaming Satan for every phenomenon.
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Ayko
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The ghost of George Lutz meets up with the ghost of Kathy Lutz recently in Amityville...
Ghost George: What's black and white and red all over?
Ghost Kathy: A newspaper?
Ghost George: No. Priest Father Ray rushing out and falling down our stairs.
Ghost George: What's black and white and red all over?
Ghost Kathy: A newspaper?
Ghost George: No. Priest Father Ray rushing out and falling down our stairs.
Father Ryan: I'm not in the habit of blaming Satan for every phenomenon.