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Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by AKA JH70 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:53 am

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by Jacob Sterling » Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:55 am

Ha, that's nothing. There's a bar and grill with a gunsmith in its basement near where I live.
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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by AKA JH70 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:09 am

Jacob Sterling wrote:Ha, that's nothing. There's a bar and grill with a gunsmith in its basement near where I live.
LOL...sounds like a great place Jacob.

One of the above restaurant's daily specials was something like sloppy joe ground beef over top french fries. Wanna know what the name of it was??

"Steamy"

That was enough to make me run!

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by Matt9290 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:13 am

We don’t do guns in England, we just poke each other with sticks and have slight disagreements! Image
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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by AKA JH70 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:25 am

Matt9290 wrote:We don’t do guns in England, we just poke each other with sticks and have slight disagreements! Image

Well....do you know how to defend yourself against an attacker armed with fresh fruit??

(hopes he get that)

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by Matt9290 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:28 am

AKA JH70 wrote:
Matt9290 wrote:We don’t do guns in England, we just poke each other with sticks and have slight disagreements! Image

Well....do you know how to defend yourself against an attacker armed with fresh fruit??

(hopes he get that)
Oh - Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!
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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by AKA JH70 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:55 am

LMFAO.....this stuff is priceless!

Python is the best!

LMFAO

Graham Chapman was top notch in that skit

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by Matt9290 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:21 am

AKA JH70 wrote:LMFAO.....this stuff is priceless!

Python is the best!

LMFAO

Graham Chapman was top notch in that skit
One of the funniest (none-Python) movies I’ve seen with Graham Chapman has to be The Odd Job! Not sure if it ever made it across the pond, but if you get a chance to see it, do so…
In it (and I know it doesn’t sound funny) but Chapman’s wife leaves him, and he becomes depressed and tries to commit suicide –As Chapman is just about to electrocute himself, a guy knocks on the front door asking if he has any odd jobs he wants doing – so Chapman hires him to kill him!
OK this all sounds depressing, but the following day Chapman’s wife returns to him, and he spends the rest of the movie trying not to be killed by the odd job man he hired!


The ‘odd job man’ is played by David Jason from Only Fools and Horses, and voice of Count Duckula and Danger Mouse!
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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by AKA JH70 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:39 am

Well I never heard of that film but it does sound hiliarious! LOL
Those who know me will tell you that this is my type of humor.

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by Jacob Sterling » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:14 am

Matt9290 wrote:We don’t do guns in England, we just poke each other with sticks and have slight disagreements! Image
Yeah, I was going to say, the worst thing they have in England is drive-by... arguments.
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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by Matt9290 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:20 am

Jacob Sterling wrote:
Matt9290 wrote:We don’t do guns in England, we just poke each other with sticks and have slight disagreements! Image
Yeah, I was going to say, the worst thing they have in England is drive-by... arguments.
It's so true...
You can be standing at the bus stop or crossing the road, just minding your own business - and all of a sudden, without so much as a by your leave, some thug will shout; "I totally disagree"
Our hospitals are full of startled victims!
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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by radiomixer » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:29 am

Matt9290 wrote:We don’t do guns in England, we just poke each other with sticks and have slight disagreements! Image
Slight disagreements??? Wait, didn't the therm "football hooligans" come from your side of the pond?
Matt9290 wrote:One of the funniest (none-Python) movies I’ve seen with Graham Chapman has to be The Odd Job! Not sure if it ever made it across the pond, but if you get a chance to see it, do so…
My favorite non-Python has to be "Nuns on th Run," with Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane. O.M.G.
From George Harrison's film company.

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by AKA JH70 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:30 am

Matt9290 wrote:
Jacob Sterling wrote:
Matt9290 wrote:We don’t do guns in England, we just poke each other with sticks and have slight disagreements! Image
Yeah, I was going to say, the worst thing they have in England is drive-by... arguments.
It's so true...
You can be standing at the bus stop or crossing the road, just minding your own business - and all of a sudden, without so much as a by your leave, some thug will shout; "I totally disagree"
Our hospitals are full of startled victims!

Would they be startled by a pair of dangly squirrel bits??

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by Matt9290 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:39 am

The English public would be totally outraged by a squirrels 'dangly bits' JH
It's just not cricket old bean
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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by Jacob Sterling » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:41 am

Matt9290 wrote: It's just not cricket old bean.
Oh, are we speaking English English?

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by radiomixer » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:44 am

Matt9290 wrote:The English public would be totally outraged by a squirrels 'dangly bits' JH
It's just not cricket old bean
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"I'm gonna tell you straight up. I didn't care who they blamed as long as it wasn't me. I mean, that's the bottom line. I did not care. I didn't care then and I don't care now." - Ronald DeFeo Jr. interview for "First Person Killers"

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by AKA JH70 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:47 am

Matt9290 wrote:The English public would be totally outraged by a squirrels 'dangly bits' JH
It's just not cricket old bean

I guess the dangly bits of a squirrel only have a negative effect on those here in America. LOL

Somehow, I believe that above picture is directed towards me.
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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by radiomixer » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:47 am

Jacob Sterling wrote:
Matt9290 wrote: It's just not cricket old bean.
Oh, are we speaking English English?

That. Was hilarious!
"I'm gonna tell you straight up. I didn't care who they blamed as long as it wasn't me. I mean, that's the bottom line. I did not care. I didn't care then and I don't care now." - Ronald DeFeo Jr. interview for "First Person Killers"

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by Matt9290 » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:52 am

Jacob Sterling wrote:
Matt9290 wrote: It's just not cricket old bean.
Oh, are we speaking English English?

Yeah, baby, yeah... Very shagadelic!
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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by radiomixer » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:00 pm

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Well the dangly bits (can't you just say 'wedding tackle' or 'twigs and berries'??) has a Euro stigma that dates a while back, I'm afraid.

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Re: Want Bullets With That Burger??

Post by AKA JH70 » Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:21 pm

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