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Haunted Jokes

Postby Ayko » Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:19 am

Anybody got any good ghostly jokes?
Here's a couple...

Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.

Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
He didn't have the guts to do it. Either that or his heart wasn't in it.
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Re: Haunted Jokes

Postby Ayko » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:41 am

The ghost of George Lutz meets up with the ghost of Kathy Lutz recently in Amityville.

Ghost George: Don't get an inferiority complex. Like I said before, if you don't belive in yourself who will believe in you?

Ghost Kathy: And I told you, remember in a crisis, when one door closes and another opens, get out because the place is haunted!
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Re: Haunted Jokes

Postby Ayko » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:12 am

The ghost of George Lutz meets up with the ghost of Kathy Lutz recently in Amityville.

Ghost George: This marraige of ours is in a rut, Kathy. I'm telling you, our relationship is going down a dead end street.

Ghost Kathy: How can you say something like that?! Sometimes I ask myself, what in hell ever possessed me to marry you?
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Re: Haunted Jokes

Postby Ayko » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:24 am

The ghost of George Lutz meets up with the ghost of Kathy Lutz recently in Amityville.

Ghost George: You look magnificent, tonight, my love.

Ghost Kathy: I am a ghost! I look horrid and scary, you liar fool.

Ghost George: I am so transparent.
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Re: Haunted Jokes

Postby jimmysmokes » Sat Nov 26, 2016 9:30 am

well Kathy, you know we could claim a lot of nonsense because of suckers out there that are always buying silly jokes

yeah George, but that's all going to end because of a vision I had about a danger called jimmysmokes



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Re: Haunted Jokes

Postby Ayko » Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:37 am

jimmysmokes wrote:well Kathy, you know we could claim a lot of nonsense because of suckers out there that are always buying silly jokes

yeah George, but that's all going to end because of a vision I had about a danger called jimmysmokes

happy now ayko?

I am getting there.

George Ghost: You consider a vision of jimmysmokes a danger after he has downplayed any and all visions you and any others have had as a hoax, Kathy?!

Kathy Ghost: Not really a danger. I just misspronounced deranged.


joking...all in good humor...
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Re: Haunted Jokes

Postby jimmysmokes » Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:24 pm

Ayko wrote:
jimmysmokes wrote:well Kathy, you know we could claim a lot of nonsense because of suckers out there that are always buying silly jokes

yeah George, but that's all going to end because of a vision I had about a danger called jimmysmokes

happy now ayko?

I am getting there.

George Ghost: You consider a vision of jimmysmokes a danger after he has downplayed any and all visions you and any others have had as a hoax, Kathy?!

Kathy Ghost: Not really a danger. I just misspronounced deranged.


joking...all in good humor...
humdrumm
...:dance:...


George ghost: then he fits right in with us honey. Kathy? that nuns at our door!

Kathy ghost: we're running an asylum today aren't we?

George ghost: trust me babe, we're just getting started...
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Re: Haunted Jokes

Postby jimmysmokes » Fri Dec 02, 2016 7:18 pm

FIRE THAT THING UP!
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Re: Haunted Jokes

Postby Ayko » Mon Dec 05, 2016 5:58 am

jimmysmokes wrote:http://s58.photobucket.com/user/jimmysmokes1/media/a8b2344edbe83be26d4998281fef368f_zpsvda4vinj.jpg.html

guess I won't ask for it back?

Patience...I am but one man. You can get it back. Just say please...and you may get more.
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Re: Haunted Jokes

Postby Ayko » Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:53 am

The ghost of George Lutz meets up with the ghost of Kathy Lutz recently in Amityville...

Ghost George: What's black and white and red all over?

Ghost Kathy: A newspaper?

Ghost George: No. Priest Father Ray rushing out and falling down our stairs.
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