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Re: Star Wars Begins...

Post by sherbetbizarre » Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:52 pm

Lol...

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Re: Star Wars Begins...

Post by AKA JH70 » Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:43 pm

radiomixer wrote:
Original Star Wars movie poster, Hungary, 1977

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That's what I call an ugly poster. LOL

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Re: Star Wars Begins...

Post by radiomixer » Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:16 am

Ugly AND misleading! Where the heck is everyone, Han, Luke, Obi Wan ... and when the hell did Darth Vader have a pet Godzilla on his shoulder?!?

NEVER watching their version!






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Post by radiomixer » Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:29 am

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"I'm gonna tell you straight up. I didn't care who they blamed as long as it wasn't me. I mean, that's the bottom line. I did not care. I didn't care then and I don't care now." - Ronald DeFeo Jr. interview for "First Person Killers"

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Re: Star Wars Begins...

Post by Howard64 » Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:20 pm

radiomixer wrote:
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LMAO!!!! My smart phone is an android:)
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Re: The Star Wars thread

Post by # 13 » Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:15 pm

sherbetbizarre wrote:Fund a Death Star!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/461 ... death-star
Man......they stole my idea.

Oh well, It's about time someone does this!!! I couldn't get the funding anyway and than there is that whole light speed thing that I couldn't figure out. Wait, could the Death Star travel at hyper light speed?
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Post by # 13 » Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:08 pm

sherbetbizarre wrote:

There are some interesting points on this video that make you think "maybe, just maybe".

BTW, at the risk of being a total geek, the X Wing pilot that said it was impossable to blow up the Death Star was NOT Wedge Antillies just for the dork record. The guy they showed on the video was just a whiny bitch LOL!!!
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Re: The Star Wars thread

Post by Matt9290 » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:50 am

My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.... I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip...

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Star Wars Episodes 7 and 8

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# 13 wrote: I have a question though. Does anyone know the synopsis for Episode 7?
Star Wars Episode VII: A New Beginning
story by George Lucas, DUXe and Ayko...Willy Luke Muschiol
special thanks to Avril Ramona Lavigne for inspirations


It has been
twenty-five
years since the
destruction of the
second Death Star and
end to the evil tyranny of
Emperor Palpatine. The remnants
of the Empire that scattered and retreated
have since regrouped and reformed under the
rule of Queen Lyratine, the twin sister of Palpatine.

Rumors have spread of a new Empire uprising and
construction of a third Death Star the size of an entire
planet. Although Chancellor Leia Solo of the new and better
structured Imperial Senate is concerned her husband, General
Han Solo, dispenses with the rumors as a diversional tactic of Captain
Sked who commands a vessel and crew of trade route looters and thieves.

Luke Skywalker and his wife Eliza have organized a new Jedi School in the
Dagobah System with sixteen young recruits including their twin daughters,
Valerie and Veronika, and Lance, son of Han and Leia, who is commencing with
the Trials to become the first Jedi Master in a quarter century since Luke. Luke and
family hope to again restore the Jedi Council to keep the peace strong throughout the galaxy...


Following the introduction the camera perspective moves south to partly display Tatooine. A large triangular space vessel moves across the top of the screen as a shuttle is released. The shuttle lands at Mos Eisley Space Port. Out comes an old lady crouching as she walks escorted by two Stormtroopers, one red and one black. The lady is Queen Lyratine, twin sister of Palpatine. At the Cantina lounge she makes her way to the table of Bogu-Mex, an archeologist and part time bounty hunter. After a greeting and small talk they make a trade. Her controlling interests of the Kessel spice mines for an elixer and old pages from some book. On the way back to the main vessel Lyratine drinks the elixer turning her young and healthy as she gives a hideous laugh. The shuttle docks to the main vessel which is seen zooming away.

A pirate vessel commanded by Captain Sked suddenly fires warning shots at a cargo transport along a galactic trade route. A brief battle leaves the cargo transport helpless to which Sked demands immediate surrender before boarding. He maroons the crew on a nearby barren planet and takes the vessel in tow filled mostly with exotic fruits and wine.

At the new Imperial Senate Chancellor Leia Solo, General of defence Han Solo and General of research and development Chewbacca are paying their respects at the memorial engraving honoring General Lando Calrissian who died heroically in the line of duty. Later, Han reminisces about the 'good old adventurous days' as a smuggler and the wild times he had with rival and friend, Lando. Wasn't the most respectable occupation but, it did pay our gambling habits and kept boredom at minimal levels.

Chewbacca bursts in with news of another raid along the galactic trade routes. The five, with C-3P0 and C-3S1, decide to investigate the latest raid themselves which is just the chance for Han to show off the refitting (that never is completed) of the archaic Millenium Falcon Han refuses to decommission. All controls can now be voice activated but only by Han's voice unless authorized by him personally. Other 'silly luxuries' are shown as they depart the area.

Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master, is with Lance, Jedi Knight status, in the Dagobah System. Lance is taking the Trials to earn the title of Jedi Master. A labyrinth of awesome tests and stunts among the swamp jungles culminates in a light sabre duel with what appears to be Palpatine. The Palpatine image adapts to Lance's style and gains the upperhand but, Lance uses some awesome and random gymnastic moves to surprise the opponent image and holds his light sabre at the throat of the Palpatine image who still refuses to surrender quickly leaping back but, before he can strike Lance swings around and amputates an arm of the image which takes on the form of Luke while lying on the murky ground. Luke congratulates Padawan Lance on his accomplishments and asks him to comment on the last duel. Lance verifies lessons learned like laming the opponent if need be as opposed to killing them; one cannot always trust what they think they see especially since deception is a tool of evil.

Luke: And?

Lance: And...ahhh...Let me think...

Suddenly the image of Luke leaps up as she reactivates the light sabre and slices through the neck of Lance giving a burning like sensation with no real harm done.

Luke smiling: ...And always remain focused on your opponent or opponents until safely secured.

Eliza is showing a class of young recruits a display of levitation with Valerie assisting. Veronika looks on with the youngsters not having the knack for levitation like her sister. Eliza explains how the Midichlorians, of an object for example, can be contacted in telepathic symbiosis with your own Midichlorians and create a quantum physics ratio like a feather to air or helium to air. Then levitation can be accomplished. Eliza adds that one must also be cautious of others levitating with the use of a block raiser device or other construction tool that levitates. A space shuttle also levitates as does a dragonfly. That may not be important now but, who knows what the future could hold in the event of an attack or invasion by Dark Force influences.

A question comes up regarding the levitation of one self and to fly like a bird. Luke and Lance walk in. Luke gives Eliza a kiss and explains to the class about the first Jedi Council and the Jedi Bible which is the predecessor of the Jedi Code and was written by the first Jedi Master, Uin-Myde. The Old Jedi Bible contained communications with the midichlorians that lent powers like enabling the use of levitation to fly, and many other powers since deemed forbidden after the infiltration of the first Sith Lords under the order of Darth Plagueis that led to a very destructive and bloody Jedi-Sith war and terrified the civilian folks who suffered severely.

Han, Leia and Chewie accompanied by C-3P0 and C-3S1 (a feminin version of the protocol droid) rescue the marooned crew. They report what happened and are able to pinpoint the coordinates of their stolen vessel. The pursuit takes them to Kessel where they find the empty cargo vessel abandoned. Chewie, Han and Leia visit the new boss, Ordo, and his wives. They are led into a trap and taken to an underground lair and new Empire base deeper underground than the spice mine facilities. Ordo goes to the medical facilities to inform Empress Lyratine of the capture. Lyratine is mixing some of the elixer into the life support systems sustaining a comatose and decaying Palpatine almost looking like a demon skeleton.

Some of the history of Palpatine's twin sister Lyratine is learned during the interrogation of Han and Leia. Chewie is chained and put to hard labor.

Luke and Eliza are enjoying an evening alone watching home videos of the time they first met on the Sanctuary Moon of Endor during the Ewok feast following the destruction of the second Death Star. A young and forceful, almost arrogant, Rebel Alliance pilot, Eliza is following Luke everywhere insisting she belongs on his side as his apprentice and that she feels the Force guiding her to Luke. Luke is flattered and insists that she is young and only caught up in all the excitement looking up to someone who helped to lead the victory but also is just one small part of a greater whole. An ambassador, if you will. Eliza insists that is exactly what she is too. Luke does recognize certain signs and traits that show potential and, after checking her very impressive records from the Academy and from her missions with the Alliance, Eliza becomes Luke's first pupil and, later, Padawan. They then watch scenes of their wedding feast and the birth of their twin girls.

Eliza brings up the problems she is having with the girls. Valerie learning almost at light speed with loads of energy and agility while Veronika continually shows signs of strong potentials but is slow and cannot focus her attention on what she is doing or what Eliza teaches. They decide to bring Valerie to Luke and Lance who has almost reached Master status to the delight of Eliza. Luke will introduce to Valerie what is necessary until Lance has graduated the Trials to Jedi Master.

The next day Valerie and Veronika are seperated as pupils which does not sit well with Veronika. Signs of jealousy and rivalry become apparent in Veronika.

Luke is high in a tree hanging upside down meditating (like a bat). A familiar voice from the distance disturbs Luke. He opens his eyes to a greeting from the spirit of his father Anakin which causes Luke to plunge to the ground. Anakin explains that he needs to discuss the situation with the spirit of Amidala who still suffers from her untimely and extremely emotional death holding her captive in a Purgatory not accepting she must move on. Not even Anakin can help still unless he can help Luke. Luke is grateful for the offer and the chance to communicate again but Luke, except for minor a couple of difficulties, is more than satisfied with the present and does not know how Anakin could help at the moment. Anakin explains the spiritual coma his mother is in.

Empress Lyratine has the memory cells of Han and Leia downloaded and transferred to her own mind. She now knows where the Luke is with the Jedi recruits are and all security secrets of the Senate political system and Senate fleet, etc. She boards the Millenium Falcon but the voice activation system refuses her commands. She storms the cargo vessel killing the old crew again aboard in an awesome and aggressive display of light sabre skills. She gets on course to Dagobah. She pulls out some of the old pages bought from Ordo and recites some lines. The pages are from the Old Jedi Bible. She concentrates and begins to shapeshift into Leia.

The real Leia was able to block her memories related to her Jedi powers as a Jedi Knight herself. Sensing that Lyratine is away she uses her Jedi powers to influence the one guard to release them and hand over his Blaster before falling asleep. The other guard suddenly has a Blaster being pointed to the back of his head. They demand he bring them to Chewie. When Chewie sees them in the spice mine he leaps up in joy to greet them breaking his chains like they were not there. They then have the guard take them to the surface where they can find the Millenium Falcon but first they must pass through Ordo and his ladies...

Luke is finishing a training session with Valerie and Lance. He departs. Lance is very impressed with the lightning quick reflexes of Valerie as well as her humor and smile.

Eliza is having more and more difficulties with Veronika who wants to train with Valerie and Lance under Luke. She remains stubborn and refuses to train with her mother. As the situation escalates Luke comes in. He explains to Veronika that Valerie's Jedi talents are bursting out instinctively fast along with the wish to learn more faster.

'It is the way of the Force' tells Luke.

Quick reflexes and energy bursts pushes her to bloom and balances against her weaker talents like thrusting power or a less tougher hide. 'Late bloomers' are not slow learners but to balance their more powerful core with strength and stamina which can be dangerous without proper control and knowing where your borders go. That is why in the theoretical part of learning Veronika needs to learn patience and discipline and the best way is to finally master meditation. Veronika is again not impressed and losing interest. Luke adds that it is not important how others visualize your skills or progress. It is important how she views herself and how she feels about her relationship with the Force. Veronika tells Luke that the Force is always too busy for her and she walks out. Luke tells Eliza to let her go and be alone for a while as he pulls out his light sabre for a friendly challenge. She smiles and accepts.

Veronika is alone outside and pushing to focus her Jedi powers to also levitate as if that was the only qualifying ability to a higher source. She manages to do little else but vibrate a couple of rocks before breaking out in a heavy sweat and out of breath. She slowly mopes her way back to her parents but stops before entering when she sees their challenge turning romantic. Veronika ventures out to Valerie and Lance but remains behind a bush watching Lance show Valerie how to levitate a giant fallen tree. That just makes her feel worse so she makes her way to the young recruits and peers through a window to see them playing a game they designed to help them focus their levitation skills. Now Veronika is getting desperate and depressed. She tries again with some rocks but the same as before. Out of breath and sweating she tries with a single leaf and again only a slight vibration before the wind blows it away in flight. Veronika begins to cry.

Luke is hanging upside down in his tree meditating and twitching more like he was having a nightmare. The spirit of Anakin again visits Luke to discuss the strong feelings he has been having of approaching danger.

Han and the rest are brought to the surface landing port. Especially Han is relieved to know that the Millenium Falcon is still intact but, it is being heavily guarded by Stormtroopers. Way too many for Leia to use a Jedi mind trick. They ask themselves what they could use as a decoy.

Chewie: Rahhrrrr grrrr...

Han: Yeah, good idea Chewie.

Leia: I didn't get all of that. What about Endor?

Han: Remember when Luke levitated 3P0 to convince the Ewoks to release us when they thought we were interlopers that first encounter?

All heads turn to C-3P0...

C-3P0: Why are you all looking at me? I am not programmed to be your diversions and decoys everytime you get us into trouble. If you would have listened to me...

Han: Quiet! What do you think Leia? Can you dodge that much blaster fire levitating 3P0?

Leia: I'm not sure. Should be all right.

C-3P0: Should be all right?! C-3S1 would you...

C-3S1: Don't you dare look at me C-3P0! I just had an oil bath before we left. Besides, this is your department of specialty, and you have the experience.

C-3P0: I always said that some day I would be sent to the spice mines of Kessel smashed into who knows what.

C-3S1: You see, just like I keep telling you. You're much too pessimistic. Perhaps you are gaining Jedi powers of prophecy yourself.

Leia has C-3P0 do a zig zag floating dance barely dodging blasts from the Stormtroopers as he shouts...'Ohhh myyy...Aahhh...please let the Maker get me through thisss....Ahhh...' The others make their way aboard the Millenium Falcon.

Lyratine arrives in Dagobah as Leia. Communications with Captain Sked verify his arrival within the hour. She lands and explains to Luke and the others about uncovering a satellite outpost of the Empire at Kessel and a crazed battle with a group of Stormtroopers using a mine as their cover that left Han and Chewie dead. Luke and Valerie leave at once in Luke's brand new U-Fighter. Lance naturally demands to accompany Luke to find Han but Luke insists that he stay in charge and look after the others, especially his mom.

Lyratine, as Leia, goes to rest. Instead of resting, though, she reads some more pages and then lays down. Rays of orange energy light begin to ripple out from her mind. As they strike each person in the vicinity all become motionless as the more experienced Jedi recruits fall unconscious. The rest, not having the experience and powers equivalent to an old Youngling Jedi graduate, become an intensified ray and envelops the group under the mind control of Lyratine. The rays fade away and the recruits left standing, about half, take the others to a detention area and seal them in including Lance brought by Veronika.

Luke and Valerie arrive at Kessel and meet with the new big boss Mex and his associate Ordo, a witch doctor type slick looking with a harem of ladies around him from diverse species. Immediately it is clear to Luke that Mex is hiding something and that Ordo is very suspect. The brides of Ordo begin to slime all around Luke as Ordo attempts to caress the cheek of Valerie who quickly snaps his arm around his back. While holding him Ordo pulls out a light sabre with his other hand. Valerie lets go and pulls out hers. An awesome light sabre duel takes place as Luke is enveloped in a slime of sexual sounds by the alien ladies. Ordo smiles at the talent of Valerie and begins to focus with a mean gaze in his eyes to which Valerie reacts with a disarming of Ordo. He screams in wrath and begins shooting out lethal blue rays from his fingertips at Valerie who falls to the ground screaming. Luke shoots out of the group in the air as his light sabre activates and comes down on Ordo killing him.

Luke: Sorry Valerie but I had no choice. He was using a forbidden Jedi trait from long ago.

Valerie: From the days of the Sith Lords dad?

Luke nods. Valerie shouts in warning as the alien brides leap up. Luke waves his hand in their direction and they all fall down to sleep. They use the control console to pinpoint the location of the Millenium Falcon. They make their way.

Han and the rest are in the Millenium Falcon wondering what to do about C-3P0 when Valerie is seen running to them and Luke whirling in the air to save C-3P0. They reunite aboard the M-Falcon and inform each other of what is going on as they are attacked by Stormtroopers. Luke volunteers to be the decoy as he gets his brand new U-Fighter. The M-Falcon blasts away and into an awesome space battle as they escape. Luke's U-Fighter, once he boards, blasts off faster ahead of the M-Falcon.

Lyratine is joined by the Jedi recruits, including Veronika, under her power as she shapeshifts back to herself. She looks them all deep in the eyes as she explains all the wonders of wills and abilities she will teach them as they regain order in the galaxy. Powers like they never before imagined with all the glory they have been denied. She comes to Veronika and becomes still. She recognizes the powers of the Force still untapped in Veronika.

Lyratine: The Force is powerful in you.

Veronika: Not really, my Queen. I was born into a Jedi family but lack any real abilities.

Lyratine: What is your name?

Veronika: Skywalker. Veronika Skywalker.

Lyratine: I have no memories of offspring in the family. Leia must be further advanced than I thought. Veronika, my pet...you have been kept from your true destiny and your powers suppressed due to the fear others have of them, and of you. I will quickly bring you to your true potential.

Veronika: Yes, my Queen. I understand.

Lyratine: As I mold my influencial connections to your mind you will again have more control of your conscious self until you are with me in full. You shall be my first apprentice as we again bring order to the galaxy.

Captain Sked makes contact that he has arrived.

Lance awakens but cannot awaken the others. He uses his Jedi powers to open the sealed doorway of the detention area. After checking the console he views the strange lady sending the recruits on their way to the pirate vessel in V-Fighters. He hurries to the take off point just in time to stop Lyratine from boarding a V-Fighter of her own. Another awesome light sabre duel takes place. Lance surprises the perhaps millenium old Lyratine with his disciplined style irritating Lyratine and sends a wall sized unit flying at him knocking him unconscious as Eliza appears, now also awake. Another super awesome light sabre duel takes place leaving Eliza beheaded.

*Luke jolts up from his pilot seat with a look of panic in his eyes*

Captain Sked makes contact and informs her that a ship approaches. Lyratine hurries aboard and takes course to the New Senate as she shapeshifts back to Chancellor Leia.

Luke arrives at Dagobah ahead of the others to find Lance knocked out but, luckily all vital signs show him to be alive. But Luke's panic feeling quickly returns. He looks over to see the head of his wife Eliza and her headless body as he shouts with a cry 'NOOOO!!!!'

Lyratine, as Chancellor Leia and her new Jedi Younglings, is making a speech to the Senate leaders about her discovery of a conspiracy involving regional governors, pirates and Empire remnants in some kind of alliance of criminal forces. Due to the death of husband, First General Han Solo, she is invoking Martial Law in her own name as 'Chancellor and Jedi Master' to end the threat before it takes hold. The Senate leaders applaud.

Luke reports his find to Han and Leia via communications before contact goes dead and his eyes glare into the the camera with wrath like never seen before as the picture fades...

STAR WARS Episode VIII: Dark Forces Gathering
story by George Lucas and Ayko...Willy Luke Muschiol
special thanks to Avril Ramona Lavigne for inspirations

Luke's
wife, Eliza
Skywalker is
dead. Their daughter
Veronika along with half
of the Jedi recruits have been
taken by Sith Empress Lyratine
under her mind control while she
continues on her quest for galactic
domination.

Lyratine has retrieved pages of the old
Jedi Bible lending her forbidden powers
of long ago. With those pages she plans
to revive the spirit of Emperor Palpatine also
known as Darth Sidious whose 'undead' corpse
is being kept in a state of hibernation.

With the series of losses Luke is in an emotional
state of turmoil. Agressiver, impatient and enraged
Luke attempts to regroup with his family and find a way
to stop the new and extremely dangerous threat to peace
and security throughout the galaxy...


On Dagobah Luke and the rest have finished loading all necessities aboard their vessels and make their way to the Imperial Senate.

Empress Lyratine shapeshifted in the form of Chancellor Leia downloads as much information and data regarding the Senate members and their fleet. She senses the approach of Luke and the others and announces that she is too depressed and returning to Luke and her son, Lance, on Dagobah.

Luke and the others arrive to the shocked and confused faces of the Senate leaders. The truth is exposed and the decision is made to act fast. The new Imperial Fleet gathers together with the new style U and V Fighters as well as other vessels. Each ship is able to latch on to the other creating a huge and massive transport. The Fighters can seperate at any time in part or in whole. Han and Luke lead the fleet to Kessel.

Lyratine arrives at Kessel with Veronika and the Jedi recruits. Lyratine becomes enraged at the loss of her only Sith apprentice, Ordo. The alien brides are hissing and complaining. An impatient Lyratine orders the recruits to slaughter them.

They are all taken to the deep underground base and given living quarters. Veronika one for herself along with a manipulated version of the Old Jedi Bible to quicken the pace of her learning minus safeguards for unseen effects when using the Jedi powers while strengthening the influence of the Dark Side of the Force. Suddenly, levitation becomes 'childs play' for her. She grins.

Lyratine visits brother Palpatine in the medical facility on life support and promises him in his comatose state that she will bring him back soon. She is informed that sensors have picked up a huge vessel of some kind approaching. Must be the Imperial Fleet, she presumes as she grins.

Lyratine is at her control center instructing her Stormtrooper pilots to attack immediately and use the target codes supplied by her data taken while at the Senate which plot the weakest or most destructive point of hit when firing.

The Fleet is taken by surprise that the Empire has rebuilt such a large offensive fleet. They wonder if Kessel is not a satellite outpost but rather their main, perhaps only, base. But how without disturbing the mining facilities. No time to consider it then. An awesome space battle breaks out like never seen before. Casualties are taken by both sides. The Fleet begins to send their larger vessels closer in. Suddenly awesome firepower begins shooting from all over the planet surface in every direction by strategically placed mega blasters. With the base deep underground below the mines there is portal or space to sneak through (this time). The Fleet begins taking heavy losses to the point that Han must order the remaining ships to retreat. Lyratine orders her troops to pursue and destroy.

Luke ignores the command to retreat and tries to dodge the mega fire and land on the surface. Valerie moves along side her father who insists she stay back. Suddenly, her Fighter is hit and begins spiraling out of control. Luke quickly manouvers to get in synch alongside her like a flock of birds in formation. Difficult but Luke manages the feat and latches his Fighter to hers. He retreats with his daughter.

The audience is shown the surface of the full ocean planet Ryda. It is a clear day with a calm sea current. The camera moves below the surface and down to a deep sea mountain with a cave opening at the ocean floor. A gigantic Gondra or sea serpent darts out of the cave and moves swiftly upwards shooting out of the water into the air as he spreads his wings and takes flight. The rider on his back shouts in excitement. It is Mace Windu who survived the tower window fall at the hands of Palpatine with Anakin.

Windu: Now that feels wonderful eh Jeeky? Amazing what a little sunshine and fresh air will do to rejuvenate an old man who often wonders if his patience will ever show fruits of purpose.

Jeeky: Unmhhh Awhhh Wahhna

Windu: Hahha that's a good one Jeeky.

Windu goes silent as a serious look takes hold of his face. He feels some kind of wave approaching. Suddenly, he is thrown away from his Gondra into the air and plunges down into the water as visions flash before him. Jeeky swiftly follows. Below the water surface Windu signals Jeeky to take him back to their cave.

After some lessons on the use of aggression and domination to enhance the powers lent by the Dark Side Lyratine begins teaching Veronika to shoot lethal electro light rays from her fingertips. She instructs Veronika to practice until proficient before giving her first lessons to the young recruits. Lyratine contacts the now Admiral Sked and instructs him to put the next phase into action.

The remainder of the Imperial Fleet arrive back at the Senate. Han instructs all diplomats and teams to flee the area until further notice. Sensors pick up a strange signal looking like a far away star that shines for a moment then vanishes then reappearing elsewhere. Luke senses a friendly calling and goes to investigate. As he nears the shining object it darkens and then forms a smiley before landing on a small nearby moon. Luke follows. He approaches the one man spherical ship with light sabre in hand. Mace Windu pops out. Luke recognizes the great Jedi Master Windu from historical reference material. Windu apologizes for the strange entrance but with everybody on full alert he thought it best to make his greeting in this manner. Luke then frowns somewhat and wonders how he can be sure that he is not shapeshifting. Windu laughs stating he thought the last Changeling died a decade ago. Windu offers to accompany Luke to Ryda where he can prove he is who he says he is. They depart.

Along the galactic trade routes one transport after another is attacked and rendered helpless at the hands of Admiral Sked's new pirate fleet with crews of Stormtroopers. They hold their captives stationary with the tow beam and wait for further instructions.

As the last diplomats leave Luke and Windu arrive. Word comes of the trade route attacks. Windu concludes that they need to regroup and consider all their options. They depart following Windu to his sea floor mountain cave. Once settling the Millenium Falcon on the water surface Windu says they need to hold tight as well as hold their breath. They look around confused when Jeeky appears. Windu rides his one man ship like a submarine to the cave followed by the others. Once inside the cave a doorway seals shut and all the water is flushed out. The cave end opens with another doorway to display Windu's modest but spacious living-work area. Jeeky cuddles on his Elber tree which grows in width instead of height. At the tip of his nose is a small nest. Peeking out is Bouko, a Ryda fly like insect and pal of Jeeky. He comes out of the nest and cuddles up to Jeeky.

Beyond the main quarters is another passage to a large open area with all that is necessary to do Jedi training including one of the greatest Jedi Masters ever, Mace Windu. And that is not all. Windu activates a panel that sets the spherical room in motion with a velocity and gravitational force that creates a unique state of timeflow. One year spent in the area while activated is equivalent to about one week outside the activated system. Serious Jedi training gets underway. Windu takes the class of young recruits including Han while Luke, Leia, Valerie and Lance train together on more advanced principles.

Lyratine is angered by the news that the Imperial Senate has been temporarily shut down leaving nobody to directly bargain with. Trade Routes are closed until further notice. She instructs Admiral Sked to threaten torture and annihalation until someone in authority contacts him. She then visits Palpatine in medics and tells her 'undead' brother that soon the elixer will have accumulated in his system to a level that she can awaken his spirit. She then joins Veronika practicing the lethal ray fingertips ability with the young recruits. Lyratine instructs the recruits to practice their light sabre skills and escorts Veronika to take part in some private lessons.

Windu is more than pleased with the recruits progress as Luke trains more and more on his own with visions of his lost wife Eliza, his missing daughter Veronika and the destroyed Imperial Fleet. He begins to allow his aggressions and feelings of veangance to surface as he attempts to incorporate the hate feelings together with his connection to the Good Side of the Force. He is visited by Anakin's spirit showing concern. Luke verifies that he has everything under control by keeping tabs on his Force connections and diverting the hate feelings from his psyche while clinging to the feeling of strength it offers. Windu joins them and agrees with Anakin that Luke slow down and reconsider what he is doing. Luke, however, is sure that he will learn to control both sides of the Force flowing through him while maintaining the necessary balance needed. It is the only way to end the evil tyranny of the Siths once and for all. The losses over the years have been too great and the Sith always seem to return. Those times are over with certifies Luke! The words get Windu thinking. He begins to research the ancient writing and language of the time when the Old Jedi Bible was written.

Lyratine decides it is time to teach Veronika and the rest how to shapeshift by having the medichlorians of the bones to rearrange in mass, size and structure to match that of a person you come into flesh contact with. One small touch is enough. With Lyratine's evil mind influence boosting the Dark Force presence in the recruits they are quickly successful with initial trials. Lyratine congratulates the group and instructs them to continue grasping onto the Dark Side of the Force. They continue practicing with fun and laughs while shapeshifting into each other. Veronika is pumped with power and arrogance now.

Admiral Sked checks in and informs her of the lack of reaction to the threats. She is not amused and orders the immediate destruction of all ships before returning to Kessel. Sked relays the orders to his captains and a series of space 'blowouts' takes place.

For Windu and the rest five years (or more if you like) have gone by and the former recruits shine standing tall, confident and full grown before a proud but serious Master Windu. Leia has reached Jedi Master level I, Lance has excelled to Jedi Master level II. Even the stubborn Han has learned a trick or two. Luke gives a sinister look from his eyes above a full beard and eyes gazing with a mission. Windu and Leia raise concerns again regarding Luke's state of mind. Luke brushes off their concern and reminds them of his concept of combining Dark Force strengths at a controlled level to his own powers giving him triple the power he had. To prove his point he instructs the young Jedis to attack him. They look at each other in hesitation. Luke demands they attack him and not to worry in the least. Regardless if a light sabre swings down toward him or a blaster is fired or someone sends an object hurtling at him, Luke simply gestures the objects or person aside barely moving which sends them slapping on the wall hard everytime. Lance tries some tricky moves but before he can get close to Luke his leg muscles spasm and he falls.

Luke: If everybody is done playing games I suggest we depart immediately for Kessel!

The group make their way to Kessel. They are shocked to find no Kessel. The entire panet is gone with no signs of debris or anything out of the ordinary except no Kessel. They even do tests to make sure the planet is not hidden with some sort of illusion or other trick but nothing. Kessel has vanished somehow. They contact Brigadeer General Prull to inform him they are on their way to pick him up and the other nine (ten with Chancellor Leia) Senate leaders and Generals for an emergency meeting to update and plan. They depart for his home world of Yunjan. As they blast away the camera zooms in and focuses on a small piece of space debris in the area communicating a signal to Queen Lyratine on Kessel now a moving planet using a new form of propulsion incorporating the gravitational, magnetic and other natural forces within the modified planet core. All mining personell on the surface are frozen dead without an atmosphere including the undergound facilities. Only the deeper Empire areas have been built to withstand temperatures close to Absolute Zero.

Empress Lyratine is visiting Palpatine explaining again how the elixer levels being slowly induced into his bone marrow and what is left of him are almost at optimal levels to reawaken his spirit now that she has the Jedi Scriptures and rites to reawaken an undead spirit. She is interrupted with word of the vessels looking for Kessel and the transmissions.

Luke, Windu and the rest arrive at Yunjan and visit General Prull. They discuss the situation and the strange disappearance of Kessel. They decide to silently gather the other Generals and Senate leaders for a grand meeting on Tatooine.

The grand meeting takes place on Tatooine atop a high desert mountain near the Awa cliff. About 50 are present. They discuss the new Empire threat, the Empress Sith, the losses taken so far, secrecy, Kessel, the pirate raids, etc.

Prull suddenly takes the attention and begins speaking strangely about the weakness of the Senate and new Jedi team just 'out of diapers' and a Chancellor ready for retirement, etc. Windu pulls his light sabre and Prull grins as he shapeshifts back to Lyratine. She draws her light sabre. An awesome battle of light sabre duels galore and explosive blasters breaks out. During the battle Veronika and Valerie come face to face for one awesome light sabre duel. Then Lyratine faces Luke.

Lethal blue electro energy rays, shapeshifting and spontaneous combustion powers are used as the Empire members get the upperhand. Lyratine and her followers escape with Luke.

Within the moving planet Kessel, Empress Lyratine recognizes Luke's connection to the Dark Side. She and Veronika explain that now that he has taken the first steps they will finish it. Lyratine hooks Luke to a powerful mind manipulation device to work in conjuction with her magical rites to have the Dark Side of the Force envelop and be the dominant influence of Luke's being.

Windu, Leia, Han and the rest return to Ryda.

Empress Lyratine announces to Veronika and the rest that it is time to awaken their new Master, Darth Sidious. Palpatine, floating in his life support tank, is brought to a grisly decorated room with images of past Sith Lords and artifacts of their history, strange lights and candles, etc. An eerie rite to raise Darth Sidious takes place with music raising the hairs of the audience. Success! Emperor Palpatine aka Darth Sidious is again alive and standing looking more hideous than ever.

At Ryda Windu does his best to motivate the others out of their depression. Now is not the time to give in to hurt feelings and surrender. Their new priority now is to rescue Luke. But how? They discuss strategies to locate and track Kessel. Windu also does some more research on the history of the Old Jedi Bible with the spirit of Anakin.

Palpatine, Lyratine and Veronika continue their mind manipulation of Luke. Finally...success. Luke now stands on the one side of Palpatine, Lyratine on the other. Palpatine laughs. They set Kessel on course for the Creedo System, the most densely populated system in the galaxy with five inhabited planets.

Windu comes up with an idea to develop a detection system for Sela which is a herb indigenous to Kessel. Han, Leia, Lance and Valerie take the M-Falcon on the search for Kessel with instructions to be careful and to stay at a safe distance when found until back up can arrive. Windu and the recruits regroup in the timeflow training area to further their training.

In the Creedo System Darth Sidious announces his presence before blowing away the first inhabited planet. He further announces that he will make an example of the Creedo System to bring the other systems in line. If not, they will simply blow away every member planet of the Senate until all 'bow down to him' or until all are extinguished. Then he will simply delete the entire history of the galaxy and start over.

The M-Falcon enters the scene but are helpless to do anything but watch the destruction.

Luke feels the presence of Leia and the rest and scans the area. Sidious notices this and the M-Falcon. Sidious laughs at the oppurtunity to put Luke to the test and orders him to contact them and order their surrender or be destroyed. He does as the final scene ends...

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Re: The Star Wars thread

Post by # 13 » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:19 pm

Thanks
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Post by RowdyRodimus » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:41 pm

I know it's a hated movie, but if anyone wants an Episode 1 theater poster from Lucasfilm (it even has the watermark!!!1111!!! lol) let me know. I got one sent to me for some reason the year the movie came out and it's still just rolled up in the cardboard tube it was sent in. I have no place for it, so basically they can have it cheap. (I've got too many Transformers to find room for, let alone posters for a movie I didn't care for. Although it is the nice painted poster by the guy that did the original ones)

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Re: The Star Wars thread

Post by Ayko » Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:31 am

Hope I have a chance some day to say, your welcome...
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