Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Tim » Tue May 21, 2013 4:19 pm

Victoria Principles wrote:Jacob, We are still waiting in anticipation for a recent picture of you.
And you might as well take one now, you're only getting older!!
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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Wed May 22, 2013 4:34 am

I guess Jacob is all talk/no action.

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Post by Jacobmarley1 » Wed May 22, 2013 5:48 am

Victoria Principles wrote:I guess Jacob is all talk/no action.
LOL - more like Jake don't own a pair of Speedos, and that seems to be the criteria here more than anything else.

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Wed May 22, 2013 7:34 am

Jacobmarley1 wrote:
Victoria Principles wrote:I guess Jacob is all talk/no action.
LOL - more like Jake don't own a pair of Speedos, and that seems to be the criteria here more than anything else.
Jacob, then don the outfit that Tim did. We can have a beefcake showdown on this board.

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Tim » Fri May 24, 2013 7:25 pm

Jacob, where'd you run off to? Ooooooooooooooooh Jacob? .......Jacob?
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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by kathyM » Fri May 24, 2013 7:49 pm

He is out looking for dates! :)

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Tim » Fri May 24, 2013 10:00 pm

LOL Kathy! I was gonna say earlier, that he must have found one!


But.......if he does say as much......WE are gonna want to see the pics!!!
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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by kathyM » Sat May 25, 2013 5:57 am

Definitely want to see pics of the ladies who capture Jacob's heart! :love:

Good luck on your dating mission Jacob! I hope you find the one!

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Tue May 28, 2013 10:17 am

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This is very current (within the past 4 months).

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Tue May 28, 2013 11:20 am

Jacobmarley1 wrote:Image

This is very current (within the past 4 months).
We want the pictures of you in your scivies to see how well you compare to Tim. We want beefcake.

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:32 am

Victoria Principles wrote:
We want the pictures of you in your scivies to see how well you compare to Tim. We want beefcake.
I"ll work on it...

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Julabard » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:03 am

Here's a picture of me, don't go dating me behind my back though, my girlfriend would get mad!
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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:07 am

Julabard wrote:Here's a picture of me, don't go dating me behind my back though, my girlfriend would get mad!
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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:17 am

Here's another pic (taken today), just to tide people over. I"ll try very hard to get a half-naked pic of me, but that's hard to do when there's nobody there to take a picture of me. Hence the reason for wanting a date - dig?

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:18 am

Jacobmarley1 wrote:Here's another pic (taken today), just to tide people over. I"ll try very hard to get a half-naked pic of me, but that's hard to do when there's nobody there to take a picture of me. Hence the reason for wanting a date - dig?

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Jacob, a tripod or table can be your friend if you want a picture of yourself.

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:21 am

All I got is my cellphone, with no "timer" to place it somewhere and run to a position for a shot. I have to press the button myself, and my arm only goes so far. Do you want to come over and photograph me in my underwear? I'll give you address. :)

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:40 pm

Jacobmarley1 wrote:All I got is my cellphone, with no "timer" to place it somewhere and run to a position for a shot. I have to press the button myself, and my arm only goes so far. Do you want to come over and photograph me in my underwear? I'll give you address. :)
Jacob, you can get a tripod for your phone for less than $5.00. Not a bad price for meeting your life partner. It's certainly is cheaper than a dozen flowers or a wedding ring.

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:16 am

How's is the dating life going, Jacob?

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:19 am

Victoria Principles wrote:How's is the dating life going, Jacob?
slow.

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:18 am

Jacobmarley1 wrote:
Victoria Principles wrote:How's is the dating life going, Jacob?
slow.
You need to get that picture up showing your abs and skivvy's. We need to get you hitched.

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:25 am

first I have to get abs. But if a woman only wants me because of my cut, defined, and delicious body, then who needs her! I want a woman who will want me in my shriveled, melted-body-look. "I'm melting!" Yeah, that's the chick for me!

Or maybe I have to commit a multiple homicide, so that I can get the chippies that Ronnie still gets. (disgusting, what some women desire!)

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