Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

[Tim]

Jacob, We are still waiting in anticipation for a recent picture of you.

And you might as well take one now, you're only getting older!!

[Victoria Principles]

I guess Jacob is all talk/no action.

[Jacobmarley1]

I guess Jacob is all talk/no action.

LOL - more like Jake don't own a pair of Speedos, and that seems to be the criteria here more than anything else.

[Victoria Principles]

I guess Jacob is all talk/no action.

LOL - more like Jake don't own a pair of Speedos, and that seems to be the criteria here more than anything else.

Jacob, then don the outfit that Tim did. We can have a beefcake showdown on this board.

[Tim]

Jacob, where'd you run off to? Ooooooooooooooooh Jacob? .......Jacob?

[kathyM]

He is out looking for dates!

[Tim]

LOL Kathy! I was gonna say earlier, that he must have found one!


But.......if he does say as much......WE are gonna want to see the pics!!!

[kathyM]

Definitely want to see pics of the ladies who capture Jacob's heart!

Good luck on your dating mission Jacob! I hope you find the one!

[Jacobmarley1]

This is very current (within the past 4 months).

[Victoria Principles]

This is very current (within the past 4 months).

We want the pictures of you in your scivies to see how well you compare to Tim. We want beefcake.

[Jacobmarley1]

We want the pictures of you in your scivies to see how well you compare to Tim. We want beefcake.

I"ll work on it...

[Julabard]

Here's a picture of me, don't go dating me behind my back though, my girlfriend would get mad!

[Jacobmarley1]

Here's a picture of me, don't go dating me behind my back though, my girlfriend would get mad!

Never, Mr. Tattoo-Man. Never!

[Jacobmarley1]

Here's another pic (taken today), just to tide people over. I"ll try very hard to get a half-naked pic of me, but that's hard to do when there's nobody there to take a picture of me. Hence the reason for wanting a date - dig?

[Victoria Principles]

Here's another pic (taken today), just to tide people over. I"ll try very hard to get a half-naked pic of me, but that's hard to do when there's nobody there to take a picture of me. Hence the reason for wanting a date - dig?

Jacob, a tripod or table can be your friend if you want a picture of yourself.

[Jacobmarley1]

All I got is my cellphone, with no "timer" to place it somewhere and run to a position for a shot. I have to press the button myself, and my arm only goes so far. Do you want to come over and photograph me in my underwear? I'll give you address.

[Victoria Principles]

All I got is my cellphone, with no "timer" to place it somewhere and run to a position for a shot. I have to press the button myself, and my arm only goes so far. Do you want to come over and photograph me in my underwear? I'll give you address.

Jacob, you can get a tripod for your phone for less than $5.00. Not a bad price for meeting your life partner. It's certainly is cheaper than a dozen flowers or a wedding ring.

[Victoria Principles]

How's is the dating life going, Jacob?

[Jacobmarley1]

How's is the dating life going, Jacob?

slow.

[Victoria Principles]

How's is the dating life going, Jacob?

slow.

You need to get that picture up showing your abs and skivvy's. We need to get you hitched.

[Jacobmarley1]

first I have to get abs. But if a woman only wants me because of my cut, defined, and delicious body, then who needs her! I want a woman who will want me in my shriveled, melted-body-look. "I'm melting!" Yeah, that's the chick for me!

Or maybe I have to commit a multiple homicide, so that I can get the chippies that Ronnie still gets. (disgusting, what some women desire!)