Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

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Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Tue May 14, 2013 7:54 am

If you're in New York, you're just one step away from knowing a great guy - ME!

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by sherbetbizarre » Tue May 14, 2013 11:51 am

Pic?

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Tue May 14, 2013 1:06 pm

don't know how to post photos. were you kidding?

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Post by sherbetbizarre » Tue May 14, 2013 2:25 pm

I think Victoria is holding out on a picture.

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Post by Jacobmarley1 » Wed May 15, 2013 6:07 am

sherbetbizarre wrote:I think Victoria is holding out on a picture.
No way - she's too puritanical to go outside of her precious marriage to do something like that!

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Wed May 15, 2013 6:41 am

I am holding out for a pic of Jacob in a speedo.

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Post by Tim » Wed May 15, 2013 9:01 am

Victoria Principles wrote:I am holding out for a pic of Jacob in a speedo.
:clap: :clap:
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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Wed May 15, 2013 10:06 am

I'll send a pic of me in my short-shorts in an email. Who wants it?

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Wed May 15, 2013 12:19 pm

Jacobmarley1 wrote:I'll send a pic of me in my short-shorts in an email. Who wants it?
We all want to see it, Jacob. But only in a public forum. If you got it, flaunt it.

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Wed May 15, 2013 12:22 pm

Victoria Principles wrote:
Jacobmarley1 wrote:I'll send a pic of me in my short-shorts in an email. Who wants it?
We all want to see it, Jacob. But only in a public forum. If you got it, flaunt it.
I"m computer-retarded. How can I put a picture of me on the internet, then take the properties and IMG it here? How?

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Tim » Wed May 15, 2013 1:21 pm

Well......we're all just gonna have to settle on me in My Speedos while Jacob takes a few courses in Photoshop 101.


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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Wed May 15, 2013 1:28 pm

Very nice Tim. :clap: :dance: You set the bar pretty high for Jacob. Are you in it to win it, Jacob?

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Wed May 15, 2013 1:30 pm

Jacobmarley1 wrote:
Victoria Principles wrote:
Jacobmarley1 wrote:I'll send a pic of me in my short-shorts in an email. Who wants it?
We all want to see it, Jacob. But only in a public forum. If you got it, flaunt it.
I"m computer-retarded. How can I put a picture of me on the internet, then take the properties and IMG it here? How?

Upload it to a Flickr, Photobucket, or other photo sharing account and then most the URL here using the IMG around the link. You can create these accounts under a ficticious name.

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Wed May 15, 2013 2:07 pm

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may not be "speedos," but they're too damn short! (And pink! yike)

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Post by Tim » Wed May 15, 2013 3:09 pm

.......That picture looks "old" Jacob. Nike hasn't even made that shoe in 15 years. How about one of you holding a New York paper (front page) AND in a pair of pink Speedos.
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Post by Shawn » Wed May 15, 2013 8:46 pm

OMG! Tim, your post count is 666!
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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Thu May 16, 2013 5:46 am

Tim wrote:.......That picture looks "old" Jacob. Nike hasn't even made that shoe in 15 years. How about one of you holding a New York paper (front page) AND in a pair of pink Speedos.
HAHA - are you a detective? If you aren't, you ought be!

21 years, to be exact!

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Thu May 16, 2013 8:01 am

Jacobmarley1 wrote:
Tim wrote:.......That picture looks "old" Jacob. Nike hasn't even made that shoe in 15 years. How about one of you holding a New York paper (front page) AND in a pair of pink Speedos.
HAHA - are you a detective? If you aren't, you ought be!

21 years, to be exact!
Let's see a present day picture, Jacob. Do you have what it takes to compete with Tim?

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Jacobmarley1 » Thu May 16, 2013 8:10 am

Victoria Principles wrote:
Jacobmarley1 wrote:
Tim wrote:.......That picture looks "old" Jacob. Nike hasn't even made that shoe in 15 years. How about one of you holding a New York paper (front page) AND in a pair of pink Speedos.
HAHA - are you a detective? If you aren't, you ought be!

21 years, to be exact!
Let's see a present day picture, Jacob. Do you have what it takes to compete with Tim?
I sure as hell don't! Tim is a Latter-Day God! LOL
I'll work on getting a present day pic, but at least you know what is under the present-day shell.

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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Tim » Thu May 16, 2013 8:36 am

Shawn wrote:OMG! Tim, your post count is 666!


It is?? 8-)
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Re: Who wants a date with Jacob Marley?

Post by Victoria Principles » Mon May 20, 2013 8:37 am

Jacob, We are still waiting in anticipation for a recent picture of you.

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