Engrish!

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Engrish!

Postby Brendan72 » Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:53 am

Excusings, prease!
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That Slippery very crafty indeed!
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Provides Day Care service for Cuckolded husbands:
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... needs no introduction ....
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Helps you go blind with ease!
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Philosophy for prostitutes ...
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Dinner comes first ... followed by dessert ... then comes the dump ..
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Involuntary operating hours 6am to 9am most mornings (depending on awakening):
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Re: Engrish 2013

Postby Cole00 » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:27 am

That's really funny lol
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Re: Engrish 2013

Postby Brendan72 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:47 am

Monthly showers onry required!
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No fondling allowed!
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At least buy them a drink first ...
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That's a lot of seamen!
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Because he knows you love it, even when you tell him to stop!
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Re: Engrish 2013

Postby sherbetbizarre » Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:46 pm

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Re: Engrish 2013

Postby Brendan72 » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:06 am

It's probably best not to ask how they made the special sauce for the exploding ducks.
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Re: Engrish 2013

Postby Brendan72 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:13 am

It looks like they've talked me out of a sale ... I prefer coffee:
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Re: Engrish 2013

Postby Brendan72 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:58 am

Cry me a brown river!
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Re: Engrish 2013

Postby Brendan72 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:38 am

These must be the happy endings they keep talking about ...
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Don't forget to wash your hands.
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Most paid work can be a little inconvenient ... I guess ...
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I'm guessing they were puppies before they were eaten?
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Re: Engrish 2013

Postby Brendan72 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:48 am

No fondling allowed ... that means you, Dan!
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Good things don't always come in small packages.
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Well ...
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Makes flossing interesting ...
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Oh dear ...
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Engrish 2014

Postby Brendan72 » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:17 pm

For those who can't get enough from their own odours:
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It puts the car lotion in the carpark. It does this when it is told!
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So what else does a guy do when he is bored?
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To your right you must go hang your heads!
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For those who think size is everything ...
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Re: Engrish 2013

Postby Brendan72 » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:18 pm

Since 2013 is now at an end can we either close this thread or merge it with Engrish 2014?
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Re: Engrish!

Postby sherbetbizarre » Wed Feb 26, 2014 5:07 pm

This is the cover of a Chinese bootleg :D

As we’ve seen before, when DVD bootleggers create cover art for their products, a lot of times they just pull random reviews of whatever movie they’re selling and stick it on the box like a traditional pull quote, with no regard for whether the review is actually positive.


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http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/02 ... itive-one/
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Re: Engrish!

Postby Brendan72 » Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:31 pm

sherbetbizarre wrote:This is the cover of a Chinese bootleg :D

As we’ve seen before, when DVD bootleggers create cover art for their products, a lot of times they just pull random reviews of whatever movie they’re selling and stick it on the box like a traditional pull quote, with no regard for whether the review is actually positive.


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Oh what a b*tch!

Here is my Dutch friend who has Horrible Reviews channel on You Tube, and he reviewed the remake of Old Boy.

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Re: Engrish!

Postby AMRA » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:38 pm

Engrish!

Benny Hill leapt into my mind as soon as I read that! :lol:
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Re: Engrish!

Postby sherbetbizarre » Thu May 01, 2014 4:07 am

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Re: Engrish!

Postby Brendan72 » Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:17 am

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Re: Engrish!

Postby Aldoned » Mon Sep 14, 2015 2:57 am

:D :D :D :D
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Re: Engrish!

Postby Brendan72 » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:51 am

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Re: Engrish!

Postby Brendan72 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:46 pm

The scarey thing is a dumb person will understand the sentence (perhaps).
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Hannibal Lecter or Jeffrey Dahmer must have opened a chain of food stores?
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Urine must add flavour perhaps?

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Have baked beans replaced oysters as an aphrodisiac?
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A philosphical-themed restaurant?
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It should be asked about the alluring gentlemen and 'randy' ladies?
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Re: Engrish!

Postby Amit Y Ville » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:47 pm

Probably not funny if you happen to be of Asian origin.
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Re: Engrish!

Postby Brendan72 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:33 am

Amit Y Ville wrote:Probably not funny if you happen to be of Asian origin.


I would imagine it might not be to a few but I am sure they laugh at our attempts at their languages as well.
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